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Ivy says.

December 30, 2018      Porsha Carr

Hi guys!
Guess what today is? Yep, another rendition of one of my most popular post-Ivy says. You can read all the other ones here. But for now, enjoy the latest things that Ivy has said.

“Ew, what kinda animal is a that? Where is it from?”
When watching the Grinch movie.

“Can you blink one eye?“
When referring to winking.

“If my shirt gets messed up I’m never doing science again”
When I told her she was going to do a science project on tv.
(Ivy was on the news about two months ago).
“I didn’t have any dreams my eyes were closed.”
When I said to her Good morning, did you have any dreams? 
“No, they don’t cut it out”
When I said something looked delicious. 

“No, I’m not going to be all those things I’m going to be busy”
When I asked her if she still wanted to be a Target employee, hairstylist, and doctor. 

“Swimsuits! Swimsuits for me!”
Walking pass Victoria Secrets.
 
“She’s beautiful, my god.”
When she opened her my little pony happy meal.

“Because I’m happy”
When I asked her “why you so pretty?”

“I don’t want you to work.”
But if I don’t work I can’t buy your toys.
“Okay okay, I want you to work!”
 
“Daddy, you’re a girl!”
When he carried my purse for me.
 
“Mommy I wanna drive.”
Randomly asked if she can drive my car.
 
“I love you because your a good mommy cause you always buy me toys with your wallet.”
When I asked her why I’m a good mommy.
 
“Mommy, you’re to grown to be wearing that.”
When I put on my Xmas adult onesie.

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  1. artchee says

    April 2, 2019 at 8:39 am

    So cute! That's why I really like talking with children. They're so cute and innocent with what they speak.

  2. Emman Damian says

    April 2, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    That is so funny and adorable! Kids at that age definitely widens their imaginations and they are like sponges that absorbs everything. Cherish those moments. They won’t be kids forever.

  3. Jacque Hooper says

    April 2, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    OMG so funny! I have a three year old too; she has some very colorful language! Just now she randomly told me, "I love bunnies. NOT snakes." lol Love this age!

  4. Emmanuel Damian says

    April 2, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    That is so funny and adorable! Kids at that age definitely widens their imaginations and they are like sponges that absorbs everything. Cherish those moments. They won’t be kids forever.

  5. Emily Fata says

    April 2, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    Oh my gosh, this is the best thing I have read in a long time! I love reading the adorable (and HILARIOUS!) things kids say! "She’s beautiful, my god" when referring to the My Little Pony Happy Meal had me doubled over!

  6. Felicia says

    April 3, 2019 at 12:30 am

    Ivy cracks me up! I am so glad you are documenting these things. The time goes by so fast and soon you can read these and remember while she is going into 6th grade!

  7. Heather Barber McMechan says

    April 3, 2019 at 2:44 am

    Kids are pretty silly. Love her response about being super busy and all when she's older.

  8. redheadmomblog says

    April 4, 2019 at 6:36 am

    She is such a cutie! Sounds like she has a pretty great outlook on life.

  9. Kiwi says

    April 5, 2019 at 2:06 am

    I love the world of Ivy! I love when say said she closed her eyes but didnt have any dreams, sometimes that happens!

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